Everything tastes good bacon. Even sand.

Fashion advice: She never approves of shirts or dresses if she can see the bra straps.

Mom on dating:
Never pick the person everyone wants.

#2

Sometimes you lose something small so you don't lose something big.
-Chinese proverb said by Mom when I lost my camera.

#1

Apply everywhere so you can have the option to turn them down.
-Mom when applying to jobs.